found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
Dude I don’t even shower everyday
WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING
for real tho. thats like leaving Beyonce for a can of spam with a bow-tie
The Gay Metropolis, page 47, Charles Kaiser (via bibliothekara)
Phelps tells this story herself in the excellent 1984 documentary Before Stonewall, which you can watch in its entirety on YouTube (she’s at 19:30, but really, watch the whole thing): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX7AxQd82H8
This makes me laugh every time I see it.(via tamorapierce)
people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with
jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying
AS IN THE FUCKING TIME
I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused
"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”
Clouds are weird yo.
What’s weird? The top one opens out, and there’s rain, and the mountain has a tiered hat like Devo, and the bottom one is beaming up Kirk, Spock, and McCoy. Do I have to explain everything?
TRIS WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF WE KNOW LIGHTSBRIDGE EXAMS SUCK GOD
::cackles madly:: No, no, no, dear heart, you haven’t heard the news! Tris is going under an assumed name, to get her certificate as an ordinary mage! And Tim Gunn will be her advisor!!
This is fucking beautiful. You can literally role play an asexual character and still have a romance where you don’t sleep with them until your character feels like it’s a good time as opposed to “We’re together? Time for the tent!”
smoo told me to draw zutara week stuff so instead i drew some modern au gaang. sorry for my shitty handwriting.
boys are fucking stupid
rip his fucking head off
What an evolutionary cul-de-sac, jesus fuck..